January 2009
“So you lit her cigarette
You’re feelin’ pretty good
You think...”
– Joe Nichols
“she is like a cat
in the dark
and then she
is the darkness”
more pineapple express lolz
Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale Denton: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don't seem chill.
Dale Denton: I'm more chill than you.
Red: You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
Dale Denton: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend
“Maybe she had it in her all along. The ability to love. Or maybe she...”
“And for some reason, gay men are just drawn to my mother. She’s a cool chick. I...”
– Chris Evans ( his mother is SO my future)
“i want to believe
there’s something
to believe”
– Hanson
“A) Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a...”
– questions on the visa form you have to answer whenever you enter the US. yes, really. i lol every single time i fill it out. DAMNIT I AM ‘INVOLVED IN GENOCIDE’…HOW DID YOU KNOW?
pineapple express cracks my shit up
Red: Do you know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
Dale Denton: I'm sorry?
Red: Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
Saul: Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell
I HATE GOSSIP GIRL
fuck! what is the big deal with it?? i feel like America Ferrera in that clip of her and Blake Lively. cue eye rolls.