January 2009
“So you lit her cigarette
You’re feelin’ pretty good
You think you’ve got a shot
Most girls you probably would
Yeah this is that kind of place
But she ain’t that kind of girl
You’re readin’ it all wrong
Let me tell you about her” — Joe Nichols
You’re feelin’ pretty good
You think you’ve got a shot
Most girls you probably would
Yeah this is that kind of place
But she ain’t that kind of girl
You’re readin’ it all wrong
Let me tell you about her” — Joe Nichols
“
she is like a cat
in the dark
and then she
is the darkness
” —more pineapple express lolz
- Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
- Dale Denton: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
- Red: You don't seem chill.
- Dale Denton: I'm more chill than you.
- Red: You're more chill than me?
- Dale Denton: Yeah.
- Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
- Dale Denton: A suit.
- Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
- Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
- Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend
“Maybe she had it in her all along. The ability to love. Or maybe she couldn’t love knowing it was impossible for the world to love her.”
—
“And for some reason, gay men are just drawn to my mother. She’s a cool chick. I think, like, six men have come out to her. I guess they just feel so comfortable with her, and before you know it, they’re coming out of the closet. I think my mother was praying for us to be gay, so at least she got one of us.”
—Chris Evans ( his mother is SO my future)
“
i want to believe
there’s something
to believe
” —Hanson
“
A) Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?
B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; or have been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or have been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?
C) Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved , in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?
” —questions on the visa form you have to answer whenever you enter the US. yes, really. i lol every single time i fill it out. DAMNIT I AM ‘INVOLVED IN GENOCIDE’…HOW DID YOU KNOW?pineapple express cracks my shit up
- Red: Do you know what today is?
- Saul: Tuesday.
- Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
- Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
- Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
- Dale Denton: I'm sorry?
- Red: Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
- Saul: Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
- Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell
I HATE GOSSIP GIRL
fuck! what is the big deal with it?? i feel like America Ferrera in that clip of her and Blake Lively. cue eye rolls.
